AGE:He claims he
was the first man on Earth
FAVORITE
COLOR:Yellow
LIKES: Anecdotes,
sixlets and Z-wing fighters
DISLIKES: Being
interrupted, Jesse Ventura, and anything after
vinyl
LIFETIME GOAL: Convince
everyone he's telling the truth
SPECIAL ATTACKS:Boredom
(launches into the story about how he single handedly
defeated the Conferderates at Gettysburg)
OTHER INFORMATION:
Keeps a rusty Union Army sword in his attic, though it's
never been used.
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